GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Beverage from the Uncharted Reaches of space has become the latest craze on Earth! But is it safe? This otherworldly concoction, made from bizarre fruits and exotic plants, has caused quite a stir. Should you avoid it at all costs? Whispers abound about the effects of this powerful juice. Many believe it grants superhuman strength an